If you'd told me you wanted cum in your mouth, I'd have stuck to my tits and not asked

Masseur, why are you rubbing my ass? You'd better rub your dick on the inside

Sweetie, let me in the ass, I want to put it in the anus (I didn't let it in)

You can't cum from vulgarity alone, stick your dick in and stimulate your ass with your finger

Licked my balls to cum, and I cum in my mouth - the closest was